lilylighting: fuckyeahretailrobin: I work at Michaels and no. we have NEVER sold fabric. EVER. because we partner with Joanns. And when people say well i went to your other store and they had fabric. Um. No. No they fucking did not. Next time they pull that on you, tell them (in your most polite and non-patronizing voice) “If that’s true, you should write a letter to our company because it’s against our policy to carry fabric and has been since we’ve been open. They need to be evaluated.” Something like that. I’d always pull that line when folks complained about me checking their ID because the other cashier didn’t check theirs. “If that’s the case ma’am..if that happens to you next time, make sure to talk to a manager because it’s against our company policy not to check your ID :D.” Shuts bitches up pretty fast. This is how I feel when people come in asking me if we sell something that is OBVIOUSLY a Spencer’s product. “Do you guys sell bongs? Dildos? Naughty birthday cards? Stuff with weed on it?”“No. No. No. No.”“But I saw it in here.” “No… No you didn’t.” “Yes, it was this store. It was a while ago, though, so maybe you weren’t working here.” “… I’ve been here for five years. I know what we carry. We’ve never carried any of those things because we’re a store for teenagers. You’re thinking of Spencer’s.” “… No, I don’t think so.” “WELL THEN WE’RE ALL SOLD OUT! SORRY!”

lilylighting:

fuckyeahretailrobin:

I work at Michaels and no. we have NEVER sold fabric. EVER. because we partner with Joanns. And when people say well i went to your other store and they had fabric. Um. No. No they fucking did not.

Next time they pull that on you, tell them (in your most polite and non-patronizing voice) “If that’s true, you should write a letter to our company because it’s against our policy to carry fabric and has been since we’ve been open. They need to be evaluated.”

Something like that. I’d always pull that line when folks complained about me checking their ID because the other cashier didn’t check theirs. “If that’s the case ma’am..if that happens to you next time, make sure to talk to a manager because it’s against our company policy not to check your ID :D.”

Shuts bitches up pretty fast.

This is how I feel when people come in asking me if we sell something that is OBVIOUSLY a Spencer’s product.
“Do you guys sell bongs? Dildos? Naughty birthday cards? Stuff with weed on it?”
“No. No. No. No.”
“But I saw it in here.”
“No… No you didn’t.”
“Yes, it was this store. It was a while ago, though, so maybe you weren’t working here.”
“… I’ve been here for five years. I know what we carry. We’ve never carried any of those things because we’re a store for teenagers. You’re thinking of Spencer’s.”
“… No, I don’t think so.”
“WELL THEN WE’RE ALL SOLD OUT! SORRY!”

3 days ago

thebelleoftheblvd asked: are you working tomorrow, around 2?

I don’t know what day this was sent…. but if it was the 26th then, yes, I am indeed working on the 27th around 2! =)

1 week ago

sarahnicol13:

Robert Downey Jr, as a pinup girl

(via thebelleoftheblvd)

1 week ago
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

highb100d:

foolserrant:

missjadeharley:

msbennets:

whoresilee:

reoblggin agan beacuse i don’t care

I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN LIKE YEARS OH M YGOD

man poor labeouf it’s not like he’s a bad actor

he’s not the best actor but he’s hardly the worst

I WANT THIS ON MY ACTUAL BLOG

Excuse me. Chelsea. You have to listen to this. NOW!

(via thebelleoftheblvd)

1 month ago

That didn’t take long: The HD TDKR Trailer is up!

dcwomenkickingass:

“You don’t owe these people any more. You’ve given them everything”

“My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men”

GO NOW AND WATCH! 

I think my favorite is the first liked comment on it where some guys goes “I KEEP THROWING MY WALLET AT THE SCREEN BUT IT WON’T TAKE MY MONEY”

(via batoudopant)

1 month ago

pancakeremix:

  • Story Length: 4 seasons, 3 OVA, 10 specials, 4 Movies (Jesus Christ why)
  • Genre: Horror (Not surprised)
  • Your character: The tsundere
  • Your lover: The smart ass
  • The climax: Some grudge falls upon you
  • The ending: You die, back-stabbed

I’m just gonna assume it’s a comical horror where shit goes down all the time a-la Detective Conan; except everyone dies because of reasons. (lol, Drag Me To Hell?)

Your story’s length: 1 OVA

Your genre: Action

Your character: The Badass

Your lover: The Smartass

The climax: Your yandere lover kills your friends (my what now?)

The ending: You become god

………………………………………………… Alright?

(Source: gasaii)

1 month ago
eyeonnothing: Daft Fiction BAM

eyeonnothing:

Daft Fiction

BAM

1 month ago

Google your first name and then “the hedgehog”

homicidaldancerecital:

starfallen:

future-hero:

nyao-nyao:

faxen:

robotress:

nailpolishbreath:

thisdreamwasallgone:

Find there is a god awful sonic oc with your name. 

it’s ok im a professional 

oh god

there was more than one, but this was the first one

It’s wearing a diaper O___o

fuck yeah crayons 

nope guys I think mine wins

Anthony the Hedgehog looks exactly how I imagined Anthony the Hedgehog would look. You’re alright, Anthony the Hedgehog.

Rhys the Hedgehog

Yep… Everything that came up was for Rhys the Hedgehog…… no Rhysa. So, I’m a boy and I love wearing realllly tight shirts. And crying. There are a couple of this one crying. And, no, I’m not blue. I’m black… bitch!

(Source: all-hail-king-loki)

1 month ago
thedailywhat: Knit-In of the Day: The “Snatchel Project” from Government Free VJJ takes a creative approach toward combating the GOP’s ongoing War on Women (or WOW — as in: Wow, are you really waging a war on women?) by inviting knitters and crocheters alike to knit or crochet a vagina or uterus, and mail the result to their male Senator or Congressional Representatives. Their message: “If they have their own, they can leave ours alone!” Patterns are available on the group’s site; hand-delivery of the “gifts” is forthcoming. If you don’t know how to knit or crochet, no worries: There’s a how-to section on the site. [mojo.] Reblogging so it will go on fb for my Mom!!

thedailywhat:

Knit-In of the Day: The “Snatchel Project” from Government Free VJJ takes a creative approach toward combating the GOP’s ongoing War on Women (or WOW — as in: Wow, are you really waging a war on women?) by inviting knitters and crocheters alike to knit or crochet a vagina or uterus, and mail the result to their male Senator or Congressional Representatives.

Their message: “If they have their own, they can leave ours alone!”

Patterns are available on the group’s site; hand-delivery of the “gifts” is forthcoming. If you don’t know how to knit or crochet, no worries: There’s a how-to section on the site.

[mojo.]

Reblogging so it will go on fb for my Mom!!

2 months ago

batoudopant:

khriztion:

Don’t invade me then get upset that I don’t follow your “Code of Conduct”

My response to his first message was “You’re too Slow”

It never ceases to amaze me when people complain about honor during invasions.

Demon’s Souls had pretty dedicated PVP areas (4-1 for example) that had the conduct and so on, but everywhere else? It was go big or go the fuck home.

Jump to Dark Souls, we have items that literally let you summon a player to you to duel, and a conduct system to go along with it made by the community. But general invasions? Unless you’re in the Kiln or Dark Anor Londo, I don’t get why anyone would even risk bowing unless their invader bows first. And even then, it can be a trap for a free back stab. Not to mention expecting them to wait while you get ready is just plain silly.

Dark Souls invasions aren’t about honor 95% of the time, they’re about survival. If it was about honor, they wouldn’t be able to just freely invade you and ruin your day. The game is a battlefield, and you have to be ready for anything.

Just about the only thing that I consider cheap are the bottomless box glitchers, or save file modders (which luckily are exclusive to 360 so I don’t have to worry about the second part), but that’s just because I’m a sucker for making a character and being able to say “I earned that” on each one of them.

I just want to point out that I think it’s funny this guy said “Let’s not be imature now” which, for one, is spelled wrong and, two… his gamer tag is ‘I munch on nuts’. Reaaaaaaaaal mature.

2 months ago